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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money (www.theonion.com)
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[–] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t you fucking tempt me

[–] grte@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

To quote the article,

just do it—do it right now.

[–] DasRubberDuck@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

If only I had a PS5...

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 1 points 1 year ago

If that doesn't work there's always plan b: drinking yourself to death

[–] oldGregg@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've made it 9 months since I quit.

Lotta chicken and rice but I thought I'd take my retirement before I die in the food wars

[–] ogeist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Bruh, I aim to the water wars. That's starting next year, I believe.