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Phone Manufacturers Add 'Police Override' Button Next to Power Button (isglitch.com)
submitted 4 months ago by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] snooggums@midwest.social 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Don't give them ideas!

[–] Steve@startrek.website 7 points 4 months ago

Seriously

[–] kaboom36@ani.social 6 points 4 months ago

They'll do anything but bring back the headphone jack