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Anon is ready to propose (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 62 points 4 months ago

This fucking cookie joke I knew when I saw the first one it was coming and still made me laugh.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 43 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Huh?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 90 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ohhhh I get it now

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

I'm Aaron Mahnke... And this: is Lore

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just how small was this cookie that it fit in an oyster??

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You'll note that the story says TWO oysters were stuck to it, which would likely be able to conceal one cookie. The author says that they opened the oyster before the cookie danced inside. If we consider the "inside" of the oyster as the part now on top, then it doesn't seem all that ridiculous for the cookie to have danced on one oyster. You have to be careful, though as it could easily distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 41 points 4 months ago

wtf is happening

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

noting that the ring is unaccounted for...
expecting to explore more of this universe.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is there a reminder not on Lemmy?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I'm not sure what you're asking.

edit: found this:
https://programming.dev/u/RemindMe

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Reminder bot. Like reddit used to have.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'm fairly certain i remember someone had programmed one but i dont remember where...

If i find it I'll let you know!

edit: found this:
https://programming.dev/u/RemindMe

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Thanks! Too sleepy right now, but I gotta look into it tomorrow.

RemindMe@programming.dev 16 hours

[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

This is not half bad