πΆ Weβre up on Mexican Lucky
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Instead of "I showed my faith to the man in charge" its "I showed my feet to the man in charge", I like my version way better.
My daughter is a Swifty, so I hear a lot of her music. I still can't hear anything other than "Starbucks lovers".
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"Blitzkrieg Bop" always sounded to me like "let's get fucked" for some reason
So that's the real lyrics. Never looked them up but it definitely sounded like "let's get fucked" to me too
When you're in Morrowind, oh, baby, that's sick
I thought Austin was a song about two lesbians cuz I thought this was the lyrics: "Did your boobs stop working, did your truck break down?"
I was so disappointed when I learned the actual ones hahaha
I'm working late
Cuz I'm a sinner
The fact that it's lyrical gangster and not leprechaun gangster makes me sad to this day.
I wish i could turn back time, to the good dope days, something something, but now weβre stressed out
"Yeah, yeah! I put a sausage in your little ha-a-and!" - Head Automatica, The Razor
"Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!" - Jimmy Hendrix, Purple Haze
"I just want to set the world on fire"
This is where most of my passwords come from
Turn the page: βOn a long and lonely roadway,
East of my heartβ
I thought it sounded more poetic that east of Omaha.
I-M H-I-M
The jizzy m&m
Superchunk has a song called hyper enough and I think the first verse ends with "lofter gusts" but it sounds like he's saying "laughter guns" to me and many others. So much so the band made an EP with the title. Features a college radio show doing a deep dive on the subject.
The Power of Love
CΓ©line Dion
The Witchers in the morning
We mishear what we want the lyrics to be deep inside...... Can't hate yourself right π
Mastodon - Show yourself
"Start a line.
Stars align.
Stars can fall and get you into trouble."
==== Is actually===
"Stars align
Stars align
Stars will fall and get you into trouble"
Silver of Straw
Baby, you got somethin' on your nose π©
Sniffin' that cakeπ, did you feel the hole?
"She needs him, that's why she'll be back again" is much better than "she feeds him"
It just takes some time.
Elephant!
A little bit of after rhyme
Elephant! Elephant!
It will be alright.
Elephant. Elephant. Even if it lasts all night.
Alright!
Nobody can take that feeling away from me!
Murphy's fighting; how come you're in the stands?
βAll my friends are eating steak and snowβ¦β
When I first heard Foghat's "Slow Ride" I thought they were saying "Snow White / take it easy!" Which made a lot of sense to college me
this Snow White vixen is really getting down to business...