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[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago

"Possible"

Possibly police are fucking liars.

[–] sadreality@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Not clicking fake news.

Can someone provide context?

[–] hotdaniel@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe it was a baggie on the ground of the car; we really don’t know,” Oldoerp said. “If they’re using drugs in their car, we can only speculate.”

K

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Would need b to be in a Florida Walmart for a bingo.

[–] aport@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Trash people and pitbulls, name a more iconic duo

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bread and batter? Cassette player cassette and pencil?

[–] aport@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Peas and carrots, Bonnie and Clyde, chocolate ice cream and ketchup, the list goes on

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

The last one sounds so terrible that it must be some kind of meme that I missed. Is it? Google gives nothing…

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Cops and lying