this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2023
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Can't trust anyone today....

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago

Jesus H Christ did you scrub in??

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why did god give the ability to the surgeon to remove it safely.

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seems like pointless busy work to give someone a tumor just to give someone the ability to remove it.

God is a hack writer.

[–] FaceDeer@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

Maybe part of a scheme to transfer money from the families of the people with the tumors to the medical insurance companies. Check to see if He's a shareholder.

[–] Rediphile@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Quite often he doesn't.

[–] Chriszz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jesus needs a hair transplant

[–] WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anyone would start balding after being crucified.

[–] FaceDeer@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plus he's over two thousand years old, give him a break. He looks great for his age.

[–] celeste@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Of course he looks great for his age, he's Italian and gay.

[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

They couldn't get the real Jesus so they got Nicolas Cage instead

[–] p000l@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago

Someone give him a wheel and tell him to sit quietly in a corner.

[–] Grass@geddit.social 8 points 1 year ago

Fuck off Jesus

[–] amnesiac@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I realized did not laugh for long time ((: