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[–] Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Web development needs a whole lot of change and these kinds of fights are meaningless indeed.

[–] hblaub@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

TypeScript of course. The compiler often times catches mistakes in variable names, API methods, whatever. So it saves time by not having to run the whole application all the time. Also the input help is much better, when the editor knows sth is a string or a number, for example.

[–] Deleted@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd rather stay out of the frontend all together but I'd rather chop my balls off than go back to JS.

[–] SpeziSuchtel@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Plot twist: You are transgender and love working with JS

[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Typescript may have a million problems that make getting into it annoyingly hard and even seem pointless, but once it's settled in your project and used well... Damn is it fucking good.

And I'm saying that even though I had to disable intellisense and most of those advanced features because the project I work for is too large and typescript would easily use over 20GB of RAM and get my computer to freeze.

But if you're trying to use it like a traditional typed language, you'll only see the bad side of it and you'll certainly hate it.

[–] dbilitated@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

vanilla javascript? what are you, fucking Amish?

[–] demesisx@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

I’m idealistically/philosophically committed to a Purescript Halogen front end with a Haskell Servant backend, biatch. Maybe someday I’ll get WASM in there. One thing I will not do is use TS or JS.

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

typescript is a bandaid on a severed leg

[–] mark@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I like TypeScript for its types and type-checking, but I also want to write JavaScript to avoid having a local build step, and having to wait for things to transpile/compile/etc when running locally. I have a pretty large project where I've gotten both worlds by just using JSDoc and only using TS for type-checking. VSCode still offers built-in type-checking with JSDocs and ofc the type-checking can also be run separately if needed.

[–] Knusper@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm choosing the third side: WebAssembly

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 1 year ago

Blazingly fast 🦀🦀🦀

[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 1 points 1 year ago

You can even compile Fortran code to wasm and run it on a web browser. Who need Javascript's puny 64bit floating point precision when you can have Fortran's superior 128bit floating point precision?

[–] jpeps@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What Typescript drama is there? It's fantastic. It's been an industry standard for years. In my anecdotal experience the only people that hate it are juniors who did pure JS at their bootcamp and seniors that have refused to learn anything for the last 5 years.

[–] Fluffysquash@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DHH (guy who founded Ruby on Rails) ripped typescript out of a supporting library and swapped it for JavaScript. He did it in his typical fashion of not allowing discussion and being a dick (PR only open for a couple hours and then merged disregarding all the negative feedback about the change) . So people are mad at him again.

He does stupid shit like this all the time because he’s a fucking knob.

[–] jpeps@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

RoR will always have a special place in my heart, but yeah... DHH sure does have opinions. What possible justification is there for removing it when it's already there? Guess someone could just shift the types out to DT.

Edit: So I read his blog post about it. He's dropping it because he just doesn't like it and he's allowed to not like it. Okay then 🤷

[–] Pipoca@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

From his blog post:

While you may compile dialects into it, you still have to accept the fact that running code in the browser means running JavaScript. So being able to write that, free of any tooling, and free of any strong typing, is a blessing under the circumstances.

By his logic, JS linters are bad because they're tooling that restricts your access to all of Javascript. But linters mean you don't have to read PRs with a fine tooth comb to make sure there's no footguns like using == instead of ===.

Also, you could use that same logic to advocate for writing JVM bytecode directly instead of Java/Kotlin/Scala/Clojure/etc.

The question is really whether tooling pays its way in terms of lower bug rates, code that's easier for coworkers to read, and code that's easier to reason about.

[–] zebbedi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

His blog to me sounds like he did it because it was too difficult for him to understand a few errors. Says it all.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

I’ll be downvoted again but I agree.

[–] Nerd02@lemmy.basedcount.com 0 points 1 year ago

I think there's a positive coming from this competition, though. Apparently this infighting has re-lit the want for type annotations to be embedded in vanilla JS (ECMAScript proposal). I feel like this would be the ideal scenario: things working right out of the box without needing a compile step or additional tooling.

You can get as close as it gets to this experience by using alternative runtimes such as Deno or Bun, which have native TS support (meaning you can just execute a .ts file without having to transpile it), but of course as soon as you have to write code for a browser you are back in the middle ages.