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Needs consent (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by alphacyberranger@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

sudo touch women

Good morning, Mr. Senator

[–] Ediacarium@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

sudo apt-get install consent

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

User not in sudoers list. This incident will be reported

[–] aeternum@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

to whom?? TO WHOM!?

[–] Ediacarium@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

to him

[–] Untitled_Pribor@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children) 
su
apt install consent
exit
touch women
[–] Norgur@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children) 
su  

Enter password:
[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

hunter2

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

All I see is *******

[–] aeternum@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i can't read that. it just appears as stars to me. what's it say?

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Stars? I see absolutely nothing there. Linux login prompts are quirky.

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

go home, then touch women

[–] hikarulsi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

cd ~; touch woman

Can’t touch woman anywhere