The optimistic take would be that he found a way to live a couple hundred years and is not stupid enough to ignore the fact that he'll suffer the consequences of climate change at that point
this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2023
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Can he donate like one billion to me first please?
No, to me
So selfish, he should give me a million, and then give 15usd to literally every single person on the planet (including himself).
So selfish
I'm practicing for when I'm a billionaire after he gives me a billion dollars this Tuesday.
I'm so poor, even a million would help.
Oh I think a million would dramatically change the lives of 99% of the people on the planet.
It's as simple as his new wife wanted a foundation, just like his old wife had.
I pledge to not post this comment...whoops, darn, oh well. I tried.
bezos is a cuntasaurus, I'll never forget when Shatner was trying to share his feelings about the genuine experience of going into space, and cuck-lord bezo not only interrupts shatner, he sullies the moment by acting like a sore winner
I've hated bozos since forever, but this right here was unforgivable. Shatner trying to give inspiration after a really being in space, after a lifetime of being an icon? You fucking listen
I dislike Jeff a much as any other but... that's not really a comeback, now is it?
Nah, it's a reference
Those are some expensive points
Well it's his money to do what he wants but I think he'd be better off investing it in some promising new business ventures