this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2024
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[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 64 points 4 months ago

Lindsey Lowhands

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 55 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Imagine if she caught someone like this simplistic drawing of the long armed woman grabbing someone from behond with her armes wrapped twice around them

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

One of the reasons why I love being able to put images in responses? This sort of shit right here.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

New? You never saw The Incredibles or The Fantastic Four, did you?

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Not at an age for it to awaken something in me. I guess I now can't rewatch those again.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 4 months ago

I was an innocent kid back then

[–] BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 30 points 4 months ago
[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Then I have a problem with the jaaawwwwwwww

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

Damn girl, do those arms go all the way down?

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Hands down the best body standard

[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

HE HAS NO STYLE, HE HAS NO GRACE, THIS KONG’S GOT A FUNNY FACE! HE CAN HAND STAND, WHEN HE NEEDS TO, AND STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT JUST FOR YOU

[–] uis@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I would like to kindly ask everyone not to claim her as a trans icon.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

I'm shocked I got here first:

Slender Mannequin

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 months ago
[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

096 has breached containment

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's not unrealistic if you just strech your arms once in a while.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

It's called touching your toes. Look it up.

[–] Cyanogenmon@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Someone found Slender's pages

[–] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 6 points 4 months ago

Slender Man needs clothes too.

[–] thefrankring@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

This is four-legged at this point.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Ive seen some knuckle draggers but thats a bit much

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago
[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

Don't be body shaming Lanky Kong body types!

[–] ma11en@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Tickle, tickle, tickle.

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 3 points 4 months ago
[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Head scritches and foot massage at the same time

[–] Doof@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Killer hugs though

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I used to like leggy girls, but a new fetish is brewing.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

What, you can't dislocate your shoulders on command?

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

And hang about 2 extra feet of skin? You bet.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago
[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 months ago