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Let me pull this out of my ass (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The original makes more sense by not having that where clause Post by Seth Rosen on X/Twitter: Them: Can you just quickly pull this data for me? Me: Sure, let me just: SELECT * FROM some_ideal_clean_and_pristine.table_that_you_think_exists

[–] runeko@programming.dev 15 points 2 months ago

WHERE the_data_matches_the_vaguely_defined_parameters_in_your_head_that_you_never_told_me

[–] T156@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't think that's how you're meant to use a WHERE.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

you just think that because you don't already have the result of your criteria sitting in a magic field

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

It looks like AssDB uses a weird SQL syntax? Is it worth upgrading to, I hear it's great at pulling information out of unstructured and even imaginary data sources?