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Her: "He's thinking about other women now...isn't he?

Him: "If I rebuilt my rocket control units factory, I could reach a rocket launch every 4 minutes vs 4.5. Then if I optimize my platform in space....."

I play Satisfactory instead, but I felt that in my soul.

Obscure and good

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

Why'd they change it?

Most people don’t have a clue. I remember mentionning the word byzantine at the dinner table when I was a teenager and was told “you play too many games and read too many books, this is reality, there’s no such thing as a byzantine”.

When I showed them the wikipedia page about it, “it’s not because it’s on the internet that it’s true”. Yet here we are, in 2024, where they are glued to facebook believing some of the wildest things.

Yeah, it's a pivotol part of European history that has ramifications to the present day. It's like not knowing the difference between England and a second thing.

I know I learned about them twenty years ago but I don’t recall anything about either of them anymore, so that’s how I can’t know the difference anyway.

I bet you would love some hardcore strategy games then.

Still going to need casus belli

The problem with the Ottomans is that they just try to walk it in.

Doesn't sound like you have an Iron Heart with that attitude

One has a good sword unit early game, the other gets grenadiers mid-to-late game.

It's probably called a GSG (Grand Strategy Game). Almost all "map painting simulators" are GSGs.

Pretty sure they're talking about something more like Crusader Kings or Europa Universalis than Age of Empires.

Ultimately they're both just large territories controlled by the same city.