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Two guys walk into a bar... (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 4 months ago

Ok, I liked this more than I should. Pointless in the best way.

[–] emptyother@programming.dev 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Someone should move that bar before anyone get hurt.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But that wouldn't be fair to all the people that already walked into the bar!

[–] emptyother@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago

Are you really bringing politics into MY bar?

Good, it could need some. *Hangs up a rainbow flag to make the bar easier to spot AND to piss off anyone who thinks "politics has no place on bars".*

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Stop lowering the bar!

[–] ows@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Omg. That's what the bubumche means. I never got that. No one ever explained. Hahaha. Genuinely thought it meant "that's the punch line", amazing. I'm halfway through life and still catching up. I am definitely more into the pointless style joke posted by OP.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, I still think it's just a punchline marker.

[–] ows@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Clearly it is, but I'd missed anything about it being the sound of 2 people managing into something and perhaps it landing on the floor.

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Two drums and a cymbal roll off a cliff

[–] ech@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

Hah! Classic.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Is there a rabbi or priest there?

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

Yes, but they're both the same person, and also the bartender.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No but there's a chemist drinking water and his friend spitting out some hydrogen peroxide

[–] emptyother@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

So... Roll for initiative then?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

The she turned around and said… so I turned around and said…