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this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2024
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French English is the pain and butter of Canada
As a Quebecer, Life is Pain.
As a French dude, Pain with a delicious slice of matured cheddar is Life. Mais la râpure c’est quand même pas très très bon… (sorry)
I need to work out a quad-lingual joke sometime: English, German, French, and Mandarin.
There is a small international conference for a new standardization treaty including America, the UK, France, Spain, and Germany.
This being mostly a working group, the decision was made to do everything as a web conference, but during set-up the American is have some difficulties getting thier webcamera to work. After a short IT visit the American asks "Howdy, can everyone see me?" To which the remainder reply "Yes", "oui", "si", "ja".
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Ha! That would be brilliant! (If you do, can you please explain it in a comment?)
I want some pain so bad right now
I m confused are you into bdsm or more into bread?
Oui.
Multilingual wordplay, my mom would be proud
I'm dad. I dad funny. No comprende your stupid fucking pun. Sorry. Your pun was so bad in two languages it threw me for a loop. Bravo.