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Yikes. Just hit em with the ol' "<3" for privacy. Does not inspire confidence.
#trustmebro
<3
I thought the original post was satire - list all of the privacy issues, then throw in "Privacy <3" at the end. Seriously, almost every one of those points has a potential privacy issue.
Guess I was being too generous.
The amount of corporate speak makes me sick. Especially the mix of buzzwords being mixed with shit like "KERNEL PROCESS", shit's cursed.
Hey, I love my kernel processes! Especially my LLM kernel processes.
Kernel process LLM
God I hope not. That sounds extremely insecure. Definitely do not do this in the kernel.
Why not just have the LLM replace the kernel?
Why not have the LLM replace the user?
This could really cut down on those pesky bug reports....
I'm imagining a world where advertisers have to try to raise engagement from AIs in their ads
Why do I feel like this is making me Recall another recent awful idea?
AI powered Rootkit.
This isn't satire? What?
Check out OP defending Apple in every comment in this thread. It would be funny if it weren't so... yeah.
I am just sitting here like.. how. Am I too autistic to distinguish satire from non-satire ones
What the hell is the fella smoking if he thinks Apple would ever let others use their on-device LLM? Like, the company that deems it too dangerous if apps could change a wallpaper?
🙄
I look forward to Apple Marketing coming up with their usual line of nonsense, like a meaningless name for an existing capability that they are claiming to have invented.
Andrej Karpathy endorses Apple Intelligence
Who is this guy and why his opinion should mean anything to me?
EDIT: nevermind, searched for it and its some guy who used to work at OpenAI.