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[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 11 points 4 months ago

“I say, ‘What would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you’re in the boat, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery’s now underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?’

“By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, do you notice that? Lot of sharks. I watched some guys justifying it today: ‘Well they weren’t really that angry, they bit off the young lady’s leg because of the fact that they were not hungry but they misunderstood who she was.’ These people are crazy. He said, ‘There’s no problem with sharks, they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming.’ No, really got decimated, and other people, too, a lot of shark attacks.

“So I said, ‘There’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards, or here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking? Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?’ Because I will tell you, he didn’t know the answer.

“He said, ‘You know, nobody’s ever asked me that question.’ I said, ‘I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water.’ But you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark. So we’re going to end that, we’re going to end it for boats, we’re going to end it for trucks.”

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I guess they didn't study at all so they just put down something

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

It was plagerized.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

It's like a poem

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 months ago

The thing is we're not seeing the spelling mistakes

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago
[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Are some people really taking the essay seriously? The student was obviously trying to mimic Trump 😂

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Russian bots. So Russian. Everyone says so.

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago
[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How do you not know what to do with this kid? He's hilarious. Pass his ass

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Is this how Trump graduated elementary school?

[–] FourThirteen@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I prefer Peter Nguyen's material more.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

I prefer braining myself on concrete more.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world -2 points 4 months ago

That student needs to have the stupid beaten out of him. It's the only way to be sure.

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