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Anon is metal as fuck (lemmy.world)
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[–] lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

that sucks for her TBH she should have got puberty blockers and hormones instead of having to do that. Not all of us have dysphoria like that though, I actually like being a dickgirl

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 145 points 10 months ago (4 children)

My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They're afraid to come out.

[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 57 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.

Snip snip

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Nah, it's like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I'm in the ceiling with my hammer.

Whomp whomp

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Reading this made a sound in my head

Not a crushing sound, just the scream that would come with it

I'm scared XD

[–] r_thndr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

Jesus Harold Christ what the goddamned fuck

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

You zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago

You and me both brother

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I don't even have balls yet I felt some sort of phantom pain reading this.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 90 points 10 months ago

What the fuck do not do this

[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago

I know at least one dude who's parents caught him trying to cut off his balls with garden sheers when he was young in the 90s. They stopped him and he went on to play football and marry a woman and all the stuff his folks wanted. I wonder how he's doing now.

[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That has totally happened.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 18 points 10 months ago

But it is in the internet!

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ I may have dysphoria but I don't have thatphoria

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

ba dum tsss

[–] qooqie@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

Big fucking cap, you would immediately be known after you as a young kid screamed after even breaching the skin

[–] Titou@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Currently 18 and will start HRT this month, why should we transition before 25 ?

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 10 months ago

After 25, the balls grow permanent roots into your brain and it's impossible to sniidy snip then.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 30 points 10 months ago

Get medical advice from a doctor, not a green text by a person who scissored their balls off in a hospital bathroom.

[–] SirHenry@feddit.de 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think because your body i still developing and can adpt to the changes way better.

[–] Titou@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Oh ok, i've heard about it, but more in a teenager context, also can't wait to be under hrt too