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Christian Nationalist "prophet" leads thousands to pray in tongues to prevent Trump's arrest | boing boing (boingboing.net)

submitted 5 months ago by TehBamski@lemmy.world to c/politicalhumor@lemmy.world

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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 5 months ago

[–] evergreen@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"We thank you for this Donald Trump that you raised up. And Lord, even now we lift up a voice on his behalf, that you will cause your hand to come upon his head, you will cover his ears so that he only hears what you are saying. Your hand will be in his heart so that he only feels what you want him to feel."

If Trump suddenly wants to devote his life to helping all people in need, giving all he has for the sake of the poor, etc. then I'll take that to mean the prayer was answered.

[–] TIN@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is this the plot of Snow Crash?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

More like something by H.P. Lovecraft.

[–] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 4 points 5 months ago

and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

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