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[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 141 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Dare I ask what “cluster b” means?

[–] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 117 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Cluster B personality disorders are characterized by dramatic, emotional, or erratic behaviors, and difficulties regulating emotions and behavior.

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 74 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Thanks, this entire post makes more sense now.

Although I gotta ask, at that point is it possible OP also has some issues...?

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 50 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Very plausible. Sometimes this happens to people who grow up with family who have cluster b personality disorders. It's like they're conditioned to be good partners to people who have it. Ask me how I know.

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Mother had BPD, possibly ASPD, brother had NPD. I have a tendency to attract people who suffered intense childhood trauma.

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I’m picturing you going on a first date and just casually asking something like “So, childhood abuse yes or no?”

[–] Disaster@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

Often times, you don't need to ask. You can just tell.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Like another comment said, sometimes you can just sense it, but often enough they will just tell me. I have heard so many stories, frequently about sexual assault by a family member, from someone I had just met or barely knew.

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[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 38 points 5 months ago

Is it possible? Dude rejected a woman for having "a blown up vagina" and taking "too much birth control".... Those aren't real things and they're a good sign that OP has some real incel mentality. It's quite possible he's being an ass then when his partner reacts emotionally he says "cluster b, blown up vagina, too much birth control" and leaves.

[–] VubDapple@lemmy.world 44 points 5 months ago

In the main mental health manual called the DSM there is a category of personality disorders, and cluster b is a subset of those disorders containing narcissism, borderline and histrionic personality disorders all of which share in common that they predispose the person who has them to act in "dramatic and erratic" ways.

[–] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 5 months ago

Just looked it up, basically means personality disorders that cause people to act erratically.

Includes Antisocial-PD (closest diagnosis to the unofficial terms psycho/sociopath), Bordeline-PD, and Narcissistic-PD.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 127 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

The cluster B people can be really alluring. I met a gorgeous woman once who was extremely enthusiastic about dating me. She couldn't get enough of me. I was an awkward nerd who had never experienced anything like that before, and I liked it. I liked it a lot. After six months of dating, she asked me to marry her. I foolishly said "yes" - I knew it was crazy but here was this sexy, smart, funny woman literally begging me to accept her as my wife.

Accepting her proposal flipped a switch. She had been high-strung before, but now completely random things would set her off and she would start yelling at me. She would yell at me in front of my family. She would even call me at work to yell at me because she remembered something and it made her angry at me. She was extremely jealous - I stopped talking to any of my female friends because even mentioning them made her flip out, but she still got mad that I wanted to spend time with my grandmother and my dog. She also started sending weird text messages to my relatives. For example, she kept telling my father that she wished she was not married to me.

The thing is, she wasn't always awful or else it would have been easy to leave. In between her angry outbursts she was still as affectionate as she had been before, but now I was constantly afraid that something would set her off. She was tiny and never physically violent but I was scared of her. I decided to divorce her after she yelled at me for wanting to include my family in my birthday celebration; the marriage had lasted six months.

Anyway, where was I going with this... Men have to watch out too. Usually we imagine abuse as something a man does to a woman, but that's not the only form it can take.

[–] knolord@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yep, fell for the same trap (minus the marriage, but lived 3.5 years of literal hell instead), and that bullshit shapes you more than everything.

The worst part is being accused of being unempathetic, even though you put almost everything aside for them, just to be met with hatred when you inevitably set them off again.

Brother, I hope you are now in a better place in life. Stay frosty :)

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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (7 children)

been there, done that.

stay strong.

been happier alone for the past 5 years then i ever was when i was with cluster b ladies. they make your life a living hell.

but it's hard to date women who aren't super into you the way cluster b women are. i've had women say they are interested in me the past few years... but they never make me feel like they are... they seem totally disinterested. cluster b woman actually make a very concerted effort to get involved with you... the average woman expects you to do all the work in that regard, ime.

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[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 93 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If some random came to me complaining that almost all of the several partners he's had are all Cluster B, I'd immediately begin wondering if perhaps the issue isn't that they're all crazy, but rather that this random guy is uncapable of making the barest minimum effort to emotionally connect with anyone. If he also says shit like "vagina exploded because of clandestine dildo usage, too much birth control", I'm simply just not gonna give him any benefit of the doubt.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 32 points 5 months ago

Due to skim reading, I didn't see where it said "vagina exploded because of clandestine dildo usage", and seeing the phrase in your comment made me reread OP incredulously. Yeah no, I agree with you

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 77 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

About sums up 99% of 4chan posts

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 74 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck is “cluster B”?

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 59 points 5 months ago (4 children)

https://psychcentral.com/disorders/cluster-b-personality-disorders

  • cluster B: antisocial, borderline, histrionic, narcissistic

I had to look it up.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 61 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

Ah so they had human emotions and mental health struggles.

When someone says "I'm a drama magnet" they are the drama. When someone says "I attract psychos" they are the psycho. More likely than not this chud learned the term "Cluster B" and just pounds that button on anything that remotely makes him feel uncomfortable.

edit: one, single, lone grump read this and said "We should be able to call females Cluster B whenever we want!" and slammed the downvote button with one greasy finger. I don't know why I find that image so fuckin funny.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Yeah. If everywhere you go it smells like dog shit, check the bottom of your own shoe first.

It’s like those people that keep getting into bad relationships are damaged themselves, just like anon. Doesn’t mean the other people aren’t broken, too.

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[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 47 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Sounds like legitimate psychology incels gonna use this to sound more valid. The "blown up vagina" "too much birth control" are giant red arrows pointing at this. Sad.

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yea that entire green text read like an incels diary.

[–] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is that not what greentext is by definition?

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[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Remembering that it's greentext and thus almost assuredly entirely fiction, the way he wrote this fiction gives insight into what he thinks of women, that they are prone to this really specific mental health/personality disorder is a reflection of him and his views, unless like... he left out the part where he was also a licensed therapist for each of these women and those were real diagnoses.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 5 months ago

When everyone you meet is a Cluster B, maybe you’re the Cluster B.

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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 70 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"It smells like shit everywhere I go why does everything smell so bad no I won't look at the bottom of my shoe"

[–] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

yeah because you know you shat yourself and the problem ain't your shoe

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 47 points 5 months ago (5 children)
[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 63 points 5 months ago

Yeah, I feel like anyone giving OOP the benefit of the doubt is overlooking that part.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm equally as concerned about "too much birth control"

How the fuck does that work?

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[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Once in a while on the relationship/sex forums you see women making posts like "My boyfriend lost his mind that I masturbate and said having any kind of pleasure or happiness at all is akin to cheating and is currently beating me while I make this post, reddit is this normal?" or "My boyfriend is jealous of my tampons and demands that I never touch my vagina with anything and has locked my pelvis in a 16th century iron chastity cage, reddit how can get him to marry me?"

This is the kind of guy who thinks vaginas can be reshaped by putting things in them, but also doesn't seem to think by the same logic that his dick should have become a long, thin noodle by now.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago (5 children)
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[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Due to clandestine dildo usage, as opposed to overt dildo usage?

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[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago

"Every girl I date is mentally ill" Wow that's crazy bro, have you considered that you are also mentally ill and an asshole to boot?

[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 33 points 5 months ago

I reckon even a smidge of introspection would go a long way for anon.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

So uh

Anyone want to hook me up with the sterile nerd girl from Hinge? I could be dude number 5, I'm low maintenence

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Snakes in the head, snakes in the bed.

[–] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That sounds like too many snakes

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Something something motherfucking plane

FTFY

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 months ago

I have had it with the mother loving snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 months ago

Slightly related, I found out my brother's ex killed herself. She was the president of a pretty famous University in Canada (Waterloo). Feelsjpg

Related: https://snoo.habedieeh.re/r/uwaterloo/comments/16tjz9r/wusa_needs_to_tell_the_truth_about_stephanie/

[–] Nublets@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Easy, marry the childhood friend. Ez loving for 2 months then you get to keep her stuff. Use story of dead wife as checkmate to cluster b issues. Once cluster b chicks find out about each other leave state and repeat. Next caller please

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