this post was submitted on 30 May 2024
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[–] forgedchaos@sh.itjust.works 88 points 3 months ago (3 children)

May be something related to child resistant packaging. From the CPSC FAQ on the Poison Prevention Packaging ACT "For a package to be child-resistant, at least 85% of tested children must not be able to open the package during the first 5 minutes of the test".https://www.cpsc.gov/FAQ/PPPA

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 months ago

The bad news is your home is gone and your child with it in the massive flameball. The good news is, while we can’t quite say your kid was gifted

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists (in reference to why the Yosemite garbage cans are difficult to use)

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I remember my wife asking our kid to open some "child-proof" packaging for her.

[–] Skyline969@lemmy.ca 83 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ah, the classic sad onion.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You guys are way off, that's mostly TinTin on lockdown.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

Blue blistering barnacles! You're right!

[–] Onii-Chan@kbin.social 3 points 3 months ago

Came here for the Ashens reference and was not disappointed.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I believe it is indicating that the child lock is only 85% effective.

How the hell they arrived at that number we may never know, but I'll bet you it's buried on page 4,987,253 in clause 6, subsection 8 of European Union Product Safety Report 156.421a. Or something.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They just had a hundred babies try to pick the lock. Most of 'em couldn't do it.

[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

... but those 15. We've gotta put them on some sort of watchlist.

[–] mynachmadarch@kbin.social 7 points 3 months ago

And hand that list to the lockpicking lawyer right?

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

85% of the time, it works every time

[–] UsernameHere@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago

It means this product was made with 85% child slavery

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 months ago

85% of the child laborers who made this product were unable to escape.

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Tintin in jail 85% of the time?

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

BILLIONS OF BLISTERING BLUE BARNACLES!!!

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 7 points 3 months ago

Got it, captain Haddock!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He's lucky he didn't get the electric chair for what he did.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There's no death sentence in France

Edit: oops he's Belgian. But still.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

A guess? 85% childproof.

[–] Raab@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Could be 85% alcohol and to keep locked away from children

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

85% baby in every lock

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 8 points 3 months ago

That baby icon clearly doesn't like fire very much. Or maybe it's mourning that it only has a 15%, per attempt, at stealing fire from the gods.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Where did you find this? What is the graphic to the left?

I don't think it's related, but there is a brand of sewing/embrodery machines called Baby Lock (as in smaller, home use version of an industrial overlocker sewing machine). Its logo is just the words Baby Lock inside an oval, nothing with babies or locks.