this post was submitted on 28 May 2024
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When you elect yo floop
This is so fucking stupid.
10/10, would elect my floop.
I love the effort put in for a shitpost on the reply of a comment in a small community on a small platform. That's true lemmite right there
lemmite
It baffles me how so many people come up with so many different names when "lemming" is right fuckin there.
Lemming sounds like a verb. Like I'm lemming all over you.
Lemme lemm you
You may NOT lemm me good sir
The amount of focus and concentration it took for me to not break out laughing on the train is astonishing
Go out and vote for your floop, people.
I would, but to do so, I must first insert my poo key. And I dunno, these voting requirements are getting more and more ridiculous each year. I have rights under the Twenty-Sixth, dammit!
🇺🇸 ELECT 17 FOR FLOOP! 🇺🇸
It’s time for change
I'm voting for the opposition who is running on a campaign of "like, whatever, yo".
The important thing is being involved in the process.
Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is
Doesn’t fit the sub. More like minor vandalism thing yes?
There's only so many communities we can make man.
Community
Oh, now that other post makes sense
I always floop the pig tho
Might just be my favourite comment section of all time.
This slang is getting sillier by the day.
I think I'll take the stairs.
But floop is a mad man (help us! save us!)