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[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

This could also be taken as horseshoe crabs watching the vertebrates come and go

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

While this is accurate, it’s worth noting that there used to be hundreds of types of elephants, but they all went extinct except for the African and Asian elephants that are alive today. One reason for this is elephants can’t jump. Like, at all.

Source: some book I read a long time ago. Guns, Germs, and Steel, maybe?

[–] match@pawb.social 8 points 5 months ago

elephants can't jump

Which is really unfortunate when alien carnies come down and challenge you to a basketball game

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ha ha ha! That's a giraffe.

[–] reef@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

The best reply to this meme lmao