Ngl a toilet that I can just hose off every time someone takes a shower seems pretty nice. I get my body hair from my Italian side so I’m basically a gorilla with male-pattern baldness.
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
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…is that a stove to the right, partially hidden by the wall??
Looks like it - no time wasted there: cook, shit and shower without leaving the room.
You can do the Amber Heard morning routine
- Sleep
- Cook
- Eat
- Shit
- Get out of bed
- Take a shower
All from a single room
That shower looks like someone read a description of a bidet that had been translated from French to Japanese to English and just ran with it.
Quizz : prison cell or student bedroom ?
Yes
For someone very poor this may be a paradise
At first I was wondering about the iron lung on top but I’m realizing that’s probably a water heater?
$1850/mo
"I'll be down the pub after a shit and a shower."
"Not at the same time! 😜"
"And why not?"
"Wafflestomp?"
"Just put the toilet in the shower."
"I don't think we can be friends anymore."