this post was submitted on 24 May 2024
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[โ€“] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I once naively clicked on a suspicious looking link and ended up on a page full of pictures from his OnlyFans account... I still have nightmares about it to this day ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

[โ€“] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I have no idea who this is and I'm thankful for it

[โ€“] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 46 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Used to be a normalish YouTuber, who in an effort to seek YT fame turned himself into a giant obese glutton and also started an OF.

[โ€“] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Jimbo@yiffit.net 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

As someone who would know, this seems plausible. I wouldn't do that on YouTube tho, but I'm definitely not Nikado

YouTube is to draw people with the fetish into the OnlyFans, specifically those who don't really know they have the fetish yet

[โ€“] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's a fetish thing. You can also find women doing this on porn sites, just search for Muffinmaid as an example.

[โ€“] jaybone@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Thatโ€™s gonna be a no for me dawg.

[โ€“] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Oh, right. I thought it was the brand name of whatever the green packages are.

I'd forgotten about that guy. Now he wastes space in my head again.

[โ€“] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is it like that episode of South Park where they think it's healthier to eat food backwards?

[โ€“] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It was mostly just close up shots of an asshole the size of a three car garage ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] Itte@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

this is so mean but so funny at the same time lol

[โ€“] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Mean I guess but he brings it on himself. He's into it.

[โ€“] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

Well that image cleared my sinus and gave me a sense of disgust.