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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago
[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I think Gaston would have been a good main character for a hypothetical Beauty and the Beast sequel (or a good D&D PC). He's the inverse of the standard hero - rather than starting out weak but pure of heart, he starts out strong, clever, brave, and charismatic, but also a rotten person. However, he just crossed several lines in a row (literally stabbing someone in the back is pretty bad even by his own standards), nearly died (Disney characters routinely survive falling off of cliffs), and can't go home to a town where everyone knows he's a villain. Can he turn his life around after hitting rock bottom (both literally and figuratively)?

I'd play him as a paladin, for that strength/charisma combination. Maybe he was saved through divine intervention? That could be enough to make him change his ways. A combat-oriented bard might work too; he does sing...

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Same witch that did Beast's curse is the one who saved Gaston.

You have a year to prove you're not a piece of shit or you die.

She doubles as a quest giver. "Here's a couple quests. Pick one and do it. Every time you help someone you prove you're a little less awful, and every time you ask me if you've done enough to be saved, you lose a few points of redemption credit, so don't ask me if you've been good enough to not die. Get to cracking on these heroic deeds, chop chop."

Make a few of the tasks morally complicated.

Make all of them take measurable time. Sure, rounding up sheep for the farmer isn't too dangerous, but it'll take you a while and it's not as heroic as fighting that necromancer... which task do you take?

[–] dbx12@programming.dev 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Disney characters routinely survive falling off of cliffs

Go and tell that to Simba.

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 17 points 5 months ago

"I'm especially good at defenestrating!"

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When I was a lad I had two dozen health, in encounters to help me tank hiiiits!

But now that I'm grown, I have twelve dozen health, so I pretty much don't give a shiiiit!

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 1 points 5 months ago
[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Thanks for sharing! Love it

[–] gazter@aussie.zone 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think I'm out of the loop here.

[–] BCOVertigo@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Art by Jesper Ejsing in case you want to see the wider frame version!