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this post was submitted on 22 May 2024
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Or it's the delivery from the barn next to the nuclear power plant.
You've got to be yolking
I once got 5/12 double eggs in a normal ass carton. Still my greatest achievement.
Why are you getting eggs in your ass carton?
Feels better than the normal carton 😉
Well, that's where they come from, right?
You have to pay for plastic bags now.
I've never seen or even heard of double yolks before, and I burn through eggs like nothing.
This person should buy a lottery ticket!
But only one that is printed on the outside whether it's a winner or a loser, and what prize it is.
Bought a bunch of lottery tickets. 2 dollars each.
1st one, won a dollar. Cool.
2nd one, won a dollar. Woah!
3rd one, won a dollar. ???
4th one, won a dollar. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
Read the ticket name. "Always win a dollar"
Do you buy a netflix card and think you won something?
Didn't realise this was roastme
We got a triple-yolk from the illegal eggs we buy from a 9 year old girl. But I ain't no snitch so the bacon don't know where I get my eggs.
Max cholesterol per serving
So like per egg volume, is it twice the yolk or are the yolks smaller than a normal egg yolk? What's the percentage yolk?
(Yolk is an odd word.)
The yolk was yolky to the folks who like yolky yolks
I got a double double out of a regular carton once and it made my day.
The odds were 1:1