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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm with you there.

If this ::wildly points at self:: is intelligent design, then said intelligence clearly adhered to a strict "just barely good enough to survive and move genes around" work ethos. That, or over-doing it wasn't going to fit into the time and materials budget.

Source: anxiety, PMS, knees, shoulders, oversized skull, vulnerable gonads on outside of body.

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't forget the absolutely deranged path wour vagal nerve takes through your torsoe because fish didn't have necks and we do.

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 5 points 4 weeks ago

Which isn't even half as insane as what it does in a giraffe