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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I personally wouldn't lead an assault against modern trains. You would always know the direction they are headed, they know it as well, and you could sabotage it all you want but that train will still barrel right through your fortifications

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why did you build your fortifications on the train tracks, the ONE place the train can attack?

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

Anyone who's ever seen Super 8 can attest. Even with a drastic change in momentum, direction, and drag coefficient, trains just keep crashing and don't stop for like an hour.