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Many roasted meats and kegs of beer! And the heads of our conquered enemies on spikes!
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OUR FALLEN ENEMIES TASTE OF COWARDICE AND URINE
how do you know what urine tastes like
The Witch of Thornbury told me it would help with... marital relations.
smell and taste are the same thing and we've all smelled pee
I have to admit I find spikes a bit chewy. Would prefer platters (reduce reuse recycle), but otherwise that sounds like a fine Saturday breakfast.
JOIN ME - WITCH OF THORNBURY! YOUR WITCHCRAFT WAS VITAL IN SECURING OUR VICTORY. DRINK AND BE MERRY ๐ป
Later. I have to do a Bunnings run first. Then the serious drinking starts.
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Delicious!