this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
943 points (95.9% liked)

> Greentext

7533 readers
110 users here now

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 95 points 1 year ago (3 children)

they can't do anything

I know all greentexts are fake but this gave it away for me. Schools will 100% suspend you for what anon did, even if it's not actual drugs it's still drug paraphernalia (if this doesn't stick it can be filed under the "causing a distraction" clause).

[–] Knusper@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago

I imagined it as them just having heard rumors of what anon did and possession of actual drugs would have been their only evidence...

[–] rifugee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also, selling people fake drugs is fraud.

[–] figaro@lemdro.id 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You have to tell them if the drugs you are selling them are fake. It's the law.

[–] Killing_Spark@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

If you are a real drug you have to tell me!

[–] bug@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

Seriously, every internet lawyer thinks any case of anyone lying ever is prosecutable fraud

[–] Mythril@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

None of the students are going to admit they tried to buy drugs

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

one of them must have, how else did OP end up in the office with the cops?

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Teacher finds bag, is as naiive as the kid, assumes weed and asks where did you get this? Kid drops the name, teacher calls cops thinking (but in no way verifying) they've found a dealer. OP has conversation with cops, kid catches wind of it and realises it's better to run with "yeah it's for cooking" than "I was trying to buy drugs and got ripped off".

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

kid drops the name

They find the bag in your backpack

That's enough to charge right there

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yep - leading to the kind of embarrassment in the original post.

[–] Filipdaflippa@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Well the cops can't do anything, who cares if you get suspended in HS that's just a vacation. This is obviously fake but that isn't what gave it away lol

[–] flucksy_bango@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao, the cops can arrest you for no reason. In this case "suspected of selling drugs" is probable cause. I'm pretty sure selling fake drugs is illegal, anyway.

There were a few kids arrested when I was in high school. The cops didn't ask shit. They just showed up, arrested them, and left.

[–] Filipdaflippa@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] flucksy_bango@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao, like this shit doesn't happen only in America

How clean are you?

[–] Filipdaflippa@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

How clean? What the fuck does that even mean lmfao

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

https://www.rpfoley.com/selling-fake-controlled-substances-florida-statute-817-563.html

Here's at least one state where misrepresenting something as a controlled substance then selling it is punishable even what was actually sold is unregulated

[–] Filipdaflippa@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

America, not even once.

How could they prove that he was selling it? Listen in reality what would happen if this actually happened was the cops get mad at whichever administrator called them for wasting their time.

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

How could they prove he was selling it?

It's kinda obvious that one of his customers got caught and flipped. That would be proof enough for expulsion at least.