I can't believe he's still going! They put him in hospice 19 months ago and he's still ticking! Normally, they kick you out of hospice after a month or so if you haven't passed away yet, but he's a former president so I'm sure they're letting him stay as long as he needs.

[–] vladmech@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pretty sure he’s sticking around out of pure spite to vote for Harris at this point

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

He effectively said as much not too long ago, that he hopes to stay alive long enough to vote for her

[–] Lookorex@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

Pure spite is a hell of a drug

[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

I feel like the reaper is really dragging his feet with this one.

Grim reaper looking at list in the morning whilst holding skull mug, wearing a death bathrobe, and sporting pink fuzzy slippers

"Okay let's just take a- AWWWW MAN. Really? Jimmy Carter? Uuuuugh this is gonna suck so much."

Procedes to pull out his iBone15 to call God

"Hey cough um god I think I got plague so I need to take take the next... 5 years off yea 5 years... No yea I tested positive. Yes I can send you a picture... No no don't worry I'm way ahead of schedule- get it, ahead? Baha yea I'll never forget Louis, what a laugh. Oh, no we don't need to send in a sub... No really... No, ESPECIALLY not Reagan. Sure. Yep I'll give a call to HR. Thanks. Bet."

Hangs up, calls HR

"Hey Lucifer I need to call out..."