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submitted 3 weeks ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] thejml@lemm.ee 14 points 3 weeks ago

And I’m sure it was the Best glockenspiel performance ever. Professional musicians have likely told him they’ve never heard anything as great.