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Every phone call you make with just the mic near your mouth and the speaker near your ear, you are having a conversational 69 where both of you are placing your mouths next to each other's ears. (lemmy.ca)
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Every phone call you make with just the mic near your mouth and the speaker near your ear, you are whispering into the ear of the person you are calling.

If the person who answers with the mic near their mouth and the speaker near their ear is doing the same thing. It's like having a conversational 69 where both of you are placing your mouths next to each other's ears.

It sounds sexual and sensual if you are talking to someone you might be interested in ... but it gets a bit awkward if you imagine doing this with a random stranger you would never usually want to get close to.

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[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

phone rings

Decline it

Text the caller

"Stop trying to 69 my ear with your mouth."

[โ€“] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Phone rings

decide to answer call

muffled noises .... ????? ...

can't hear the caller because they put saran wrap over their phone as they tried to provide a safe 69 phone conversation