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Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs (theonion.com)
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[–] bacon_saber@fedia.io 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Was just thinking the RNC should just compose their own equivalent to the Imperial March and roll with that

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Presumably they'd still need to hire a session orchestra to record it. That might be a stumbling block.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

Just run it through a synth as a MIDI file. Seems appropriate.