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submitted 1 month ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Today@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh how i wish this were true!! Of all the onion articles, this might be my fav!

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

They should make another article with Joe Porter denouncing him to play the glockenspiel

I swear this guy works in a museum for instruments or something.