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If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine? (lemmy.ml)

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 90 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Water + Jesus = Wine

Wine + Jesus = Brandy

Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk

[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 44 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 39 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7

[–] acosmichippo@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

bro do you got any snacks to go with this

[–] ech@lemm.ee 11 points 16 hours ago

You can have one tasteless cracker.

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

All I can offer is some fish and bread.

[–] Kraiden@kbin.earth 6 points 15 hours ago

It's all you can eat though, so there's that