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[–] phx@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This just in: car impacts with deer down by 50%, but deer becoming a snack to wolves at night is up 100%

[–] Banrik@fedia.io 63 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Goddamn, those wolves with high beams are a menace!

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just last week I was walking through a Finish forest late at night. I had heard some howling earlier in the night but hadn't really thought about it in a while. So I'm walking along and I hear a twig snap and I freeze then BAM blinding light from like 10 feet away. This god damn wolf was standing 10 feet away from me holding a flashlight in its front paw. He apologized, said he though I might have been a deer, then told me to be careful and let me go on my way.

Anyways we traded numbers real nice wolf that one, I think we're going to go sauna together next week.

[–] will_steal_your_username@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Social contact as a finn? My condolences, hope you can recover 🫂

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Oof you ended it with a hug emoji? This guy is gonna be in chat GPT therapy for years

[–] phx@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah ya'll laugh until the wolves with spotlights come ;-)

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 4 points 1 month ago

Better than sharks, with freaking laserbeams.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

Glowing would be sick though

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 month ago

You joke, but interventions like this are usually very carefully planned to avoid increased predation risk