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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 219 points 1 month ago (9 children)

When asked if they’d ever consider making a flavor after Donald Trump, Cohen told the outlet, “I don’t think it’s proper in polite society for me to talk about what would be in that flavor.”

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s 2024. You can talk about Cheetos and urine.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Full of shit and ketchup and gasoline.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And rib meat chicken

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

"Oops! All smegma."

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 month ago

I fucking love Ben & Jerry. Two real motherfuckers. I will always spend the extra couple bucks for their product.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Cheetos-dusted darrhea with rancid fast food grease swirls?

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Blue Bell already made a Trump flavor. It was called Listeria.

[–] Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Call it Trumps dick. All the Maga idiots will buy it out! 😁

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is the flavor "it looks like orange, but is actually just a tub of shit"

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Tubgirl Orange.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

it would obviosly be oranges and mcdonald hamburgers, with a ribbon of bullshit.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Would it be possible to make biased poison?