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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Did they order their panda from Wish?

Cute doggo, but maybe don’t paint them?

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They recalled them from the world famous San Diego zoo.....and the kids broke them the next day.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ooh that would be a nice scam. Accuse the US of returning painted dogs.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We should just get some hair samples the next time a Panda is on loan and clone us some. Every company that's ever had their products cloned after outsourcing to China would get a kick out of that.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I’m sure they’d throw a big fit over it. It’s ok if they do it, but not us.