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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626

Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

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[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is a caricature of American cuisine, eaten by literally no one except the hypothetical American that lives in your imagination. Beans on toast actually exists in point of fact reality, and you weird fuckers eat it for all three meals.

[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You fuckers have fried butter sticks...

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lmao who the fuck told you that?

[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, if it's on wikipedia it must be true.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I’m an American and it’s true, the Texas state fair is a testament to the horrific nature of mankind

[–] StopJoiningWars@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

Typical American ego trip: "if I don't know about it then it must be false".

How's your high horse, buddy?

[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social -3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wrong, as a purebred ‘murican, this is my daily breakfast meal

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now I’m confused, maybe one of us needs to add a tone maker somewhere, because i really can’t figure out how to unambiguously interpret this

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Point to me on this map of the US where the midwest is.

[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh dear, it was very tricky to figure out, but I’m pretty sure it’s right about here