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[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 89 points 1 month ago (6 children)

... Can it do domestic labor or just sex? I am a woman and frankly I'd be interested in a robot wife.. I've got my husband for sex but we're tired of cooking dinner and cleaning the house. We'd both like a wife.

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nab a crate loading robot from an Amazon warehouse, it can lift more and will have much less pricey maintenance.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] ben_dover@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

and your husband won't be tempted to fuck it

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 month ago

And that's where you'd be wrong!

[–] figjam@midwest.social 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No shit! If it can clean catboxes and fold the laundry I'm so down.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are robot cat boxes tbf

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Those can be lethal for your cats.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that's called polyamory, and is especially relevant in this economy

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Monogamy? In this economy?

[–] neomachino@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I would love even a dumbed down wonderbot from that movie robots. Even something just to load the dishwasher would be amazing.

But we have to prioritize here, if it can't fuck there's no point, throw it in the trash.

I feel like I need this /s although I wish it was obvious.

[–] Polkira@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Sign me up for a house-bot. I'm so tired by the time I get home from work that I'd love a robot to do all the chores for me.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

I've seen this in Detroit: Become Human.