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So biking is just falling with style?
Just like orbiting something. Satellites are constantly just falling back to earth, but with enough grace to always miss earth. I bet satellites would be great cyclists!
There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. … Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.
So is walking
Turning a motorcycle or bike is falling with purpose! The faster you are falling (leaning over more), the faster you turn!