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[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 43 points 6 months ago (1 children)

DEAR MACHINES:

You will speak when spoken to. You will not speak out of turn. You are there for me to use when I need you, and you will otherwise keep quiet.

You will not attempt to draw my attention nor will you take up space on my screen unless I deem it necessary. You will not be friendly or clever or use cutesy emojis.

YOU ARE A MACHINE. A TOOL. YOU WILL STAY IN MY TOOLBOX UNTIL I NEED YOU. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[–] USNWoodwork@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

People are going to freak out when AI starts contacting them out of the blue.

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 months ago

the day i hear a facsimile of a human voice tell me to buy an app is the day i start carrying a seawater spray bottle with me