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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Who's more honest about their organization being a family, the Mafia or a corporation?

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

The mafia, no doubt about it. Fuck corporations. I'll believe in corporate personhood the fucking moment Texas ecutes one.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The mattress is literally called "The Family". As for how honest that is, idk how nepotistic they are.

Though that could go for big companies too. "When we said 'We're a family here', we meant upper management, not you."