Dad Jokes

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submitted 5 days ago by owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

How do you fit a thousand elephants onto a small driveway?

You take the "i" out in drive and the "f" out in way.

[–] snrkl@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

???

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Spell it out and say it out loud.

The punchline is more satisfying if you discover it versus being told.

[–] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago

Explanation:

spoiler

There is no effin' way

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Yes, very much so!

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

But dad, there is no...