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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

.....how would a coroner go about removing a skeleton without destroying the body? I'm pretty sure this is nowhere in a coroner job description. I'd tell him the same thing.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago

So what you're saying is that Anon just asked the wrong person.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would assume you would need to dissolve everything but the bones, unless you want to start cutting and peeling and pulling and scraping.

[–] infinite_ass@leminal.space 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They use special beetles. Eats all the meat off nice and clean.

[–] danafest@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I went to the Museum of Osteology in Oklahoma City and they have an area in the entrance where you can watch the beetles do their thing.

[–] infinite_ass@leminal.space 1 points 1 week ago

That would be something worth seeing

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You just need a straw and some patience.