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Anon takes the long way home (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 63 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Plot twist: Dad knows about the monster in the woods and that's why he wants to make sure anon gets home on time.

[–] orivar@programming.dev 19 points 2 months ago

Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dad is the monster.

[–] VitulusAureus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And OP is the blind girl.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And the beatings are to strengthen him for when the time comes...?

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

I get beaten twice a week.

Although my beaters call it jiu jitsu.