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Elon Musk Says He Survived On $1 Per Day Before Becoming The Richest Man In the World – 'In America It's Pretty Easy To Keep Yourself Alive' (finance.yahoo.com)

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 201 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bitch, you came from an emerald mine, walkin' the streets with gems in your pockets. Shut the fuck up.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

🎶 People say he’s crazy

He’s got emeralds on the soles of his shoes 🎶

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

ta na na na

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Oh no, I think Elon downvoted you.