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Elon Musk Threatens ISS Crash Over X Ban (isglitch.com)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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SpaceX CEO claims it's "just a prank" in escalating Brazil dispute

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[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Of course they are. All of them hate him (with good reason) and they'll get a major payday.

Despite my perpetual depression and shitty life, at least I'm fairly sure there is no one actively rooting for my death or waiting to celebrate when it happens, so that's nice.

[–] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm fairly sure there is no one actively rooting for my death or waiting to celebrate when it happens

Quite the opposite actually. I'm hoping you lead a long life filled with happiness and prosperity.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Right back at you, friendly strangers. How did the saying go? May your days be long and your nights prosperous?