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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could you imagine being one of the remaining astronauts watching it from the ISS if it had returned with astronauts on board?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can you imagine travelling in a toaster oven

[–] Laser@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Me and my boys. We keep getting these requests from blind old uncle sam up the road to build shiny new things, but eh, we have other things to do, so we just take our old shit and move it around slightly and baddabing baddaboom

[–] Laser@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah okay, then yes. I was just afraid it'd be a Boeing

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That'll be six billion smacaraoos, please. If you can't pay right now, just take it from the next donation at church